Speed Limit Neutrality

Dear Mr. Ajit Pai,

We regret to inform you that your new furniture delivery will be delayed by two weeks.

You purchased next day delivery, so please be assured that we have put our fastest truck and most competent moving crew on your order. Unfortunately, we do very little business with your county, and the owner of your county and residential roads has set our speed limit at 0.1 MPH. As such, we have had an unavoidable delay and cannot deliver your new furniture right away.

We cannot afford bulk pricing for a speed limit increase with your county. If your county offers you the option, you could pay for a temporary speed limit increase for our truck, and your furniture would arrive more quickly.

Without speed limit neutrality, your road signs would look like this:


With speed limit neutrality, your road signs look like this:


Which would YOU rather have?

See net neutrality.